Friday Funny! ;-) Put another way…

 ADULT:

A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle. 

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better. 

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time. 

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed. 

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Friday Funny! ;-) It does sound better!

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Friday Funny! ;-) Been there…

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Friday Funny! ;-) Parenting Teenagers

For all my friends with teenagers! Our sixth and youngest child just turned 13!

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Friday Funny! ;-) How did he…?

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Friday Funny! ;-) The Bathtub Test

 During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in a Nursing Home?”

“Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No” he said. “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

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Friday Funny! ;-) Mocking me?

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Friday Funny! ;-) Spontaneous combustion?

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Friday Funny! ;-) Reluctant bloodhound…

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Friday Funny! ;-) Snowman humor…

 

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