I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
And my personal favorite…
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out”?