Friday Funny! ;-) Put another way…

 ADULT:

A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.
 

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better. 

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time. 

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed. 

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© Richard Alvey and iLife Journey, 2013. All rights reserved.

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2 Comments

Filed under Friday Funny, Funny, Humor, Just for fun, Laughter

2 responses to “Friday Funny! ;-) Put another way…

  1. Excellent! Thanks for the chuckle!

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